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1. Rammstein are not, nor will they ever be metal.
2. I thought I saw this like, five years ago in some metal magazine by some piece of shit band called December Wolves and their song Porn again Christian.
3. Rammstein are a shitty band anyway.
4. Now even under-age fans of shitty ‘metal’ bands can watch the graphic representation of rape and the exploitation of women under the false guise of “artistic content”

On that note, seriously, I hope Rammstein’s contract gets taken away from them.

Pictures under the lj-cut may be triggering and are hideously misogynistic, you have been warned.

Ew

So as you can see, not only is the sexual exploitation of women not good enough for this piece of shit “band” but in order to seem really fucking shocking, hardcore, boring, stupid, misogynistic, rock and roll you need to murder and cannibalise women as well. Because well, apparently possession through penetration just isn’t enough anymore! Correct me if I’m wrong, but those two morons on the left look like they’re about to rape her corpse as well. So you see, women dancing in bikinis isn’t rock and roll enough anymore. You need to graphically exploit every essence of her very being. Body, mind and soul (not that these assholes would even realise that women have minds and souls too) – seriously, Rammstein are assholes.

The song itself fares no better. It’s more hurtful, hateful and fucked up than anything I ever read from Turbonegro.

Too big, too small,
Size does matter after all
Too big, too small,
It could be something bigger.

Mercedes-Benz and highway
Travel alone to foreign countries,
Travel, travel, driving
I just want fun, not fall in love

Just a little bit …
Just a little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick.
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can not wait.
Take me now, oh do not you say,
I can not get laid in Germany.

Too short, too tall,
Does not matter, one size fits all
Too big, too small,
The barrier should be on top.

Beautiful girl, hungry for more?
Blitzkrieg with the meat gun!
Brandy in your head, you lovely bride,
plug into your bratwurst sauerkraut!

Just a little bit …
Be my little bitch!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can not wait.
Take me now, oh do not you say,
I can not get laid in Germany.

Germany!

Germany!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a dick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a thick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!

You’ve got a pussy,
I have a thick,
So what’s the problem?
Let’s do it quick!
So take me now before it’s too late
Life’s too short, so I can not wait.
Take me now, ooh do not you say,
I can not get laid in Germany

Well seriously, no wonder this guy can’t get laid. You might have a bit of a problem finding a woman to sleep with you if you’re planning on murdering, cannabilising and raping her corpse. Does the phrase “Just a little bit” not eerily remind anyone else of hmm, something a rapist would say maybe? Words can not express just how creepy and fucked up the “lyrics” to this song are. I don’t even want to watch a video clip where the bands “characters” are described as:

…with porn names describing a wide assortment of fetishes (‘The Executive,’ ‘Mr. Pain,’ ‘The Cowboy,’ etc.), which the men indulge in extremely graphic ways. And when I say this looks exactly like a porno, I’m totally not exaggerating… it shows everything, right down to the money shots. Seriously.

From here, emphasis mine.

So once again we’re seeing this motif in porn of sexual acts as something you do to someone instead of do with someone. I can’t stand that shit. Reading those lyrics, as Nine Deuce so aptly put it, makes me feel like some dirty old man is licking my ear. Just replace Van Halen with Rammstein and you get my point. And the expressions ”meat gun” made me fucking wretch. What the fuck is up with all these references to sex being violent? Oh and that whole part where the presumed female is saying no? I take it back. This song is about rape. “Pussy” by Rammstein = about rape.

Mind you, this is all coming from a band that thinks women are like horses. Because you know, women being all animal and shit need d00ds to rape them fuck them to remind them of their place as animals and stop them from getting all antsy. Or someshit. I wish I could make this shit up.

The most annoying part about all of this is that I can’t even fucking check my e-mail without articles like this popping up and alerting me to the activities of exploitative, untalented, sexist and crass cretins.

NOT FUNNY

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have real metal to listen to. You know, like Otep, The Agonist, Iwrestledabearonce, Arch Enemy, Dracena, Kittie, Eths and the like. Those women would tear that band to shreds. Musically and literally.

Fuck you Rammstein, I hope the zombies get you.

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